4:49 AM
There you were, lying down on your old sofa bed, the type that unfold into a bed. Staring at the vacant wall, wallpaper almost peeling off. The TV didn't have any signal, not since the neighbor built that second story and completely blocked out the satellite dish. Your eyes struggled to stay open. It was probably time to go to bed soon. But something was stopping you. Your stomach grumbled and moaned. You hadn't eaten anything since yesterday, and even then that was ages ago. You needed something to fill up your stomach, and as you were pondering, the only possible solution was made clear to you.
"hrggh burger..."

HOW WILL YOU BURGER NOW, IDIOT?