4:52 AM
You got up to check your pantry, but you see... nothing. At least, nothing that you could make a burger out of. No sesame buns. No meat patties. No leafy greens or spare condiments. You notice the sticky note on the pantry door reminding you to buy more groceries. It is several weeks old, and has been ignored that whole time. Guess this is what you get.

HOW WILL YOU BURGER NOW, IDIOT?