UNKNOWN TIME

You open the right door and go in to see what happens, but the door locks behind you, and you're stuck! And it's pretty dark too, you can't tell at all what's going on. In fact, it's pitch dark. You try to feel out the walls of the room, and find the room is only one square foot, the walls are some hard rock, and there is no exit you can tell. You are stuck.

HOW WILL YOU BURGER NOW, IDIOT?